Action / Adventure Reviews

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Aqualibrium (, , , )
June 29, 2012 -

A Should-Have-Been-Top-Ten game that trips over its own design, repeatedly.

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$15
Fable Heroes (, , )
May 5, 2012 -

You see, kids, when Fable and LittleBigPlanet love each other very much… blah blah blah Birds & Bees blah blah blah Fable Heroes.

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$7
Dungeon Fighter Online (, , )
April 13, 2012 -

Whether you’re to be involved in average run-of-the-mill beatdowns or epic Odyssean beatdowns is entirely up to you.

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$1
My Cat vs. Zombies, Ep 1 (, , )
March 27, 2012 -

Before I trip on this ‘nip, Imma review this game about cats and the zombie apocalypse.

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$40
SSX (, , , , )
February 27, 2012 -

It’s snowboarding. With Wingsuits and Mt. Fucking Everest.

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$60
Resident Evil: Revelations (, )
February 20, 2012 -

Despite the absence of actual zombies, Capcom’s first real next-gen portable Resident Evil is an absolute 11 out of 10, and one of the best entries in the series to boot.

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$3
EvilQuest (, , )
January 20, 2012 -

It’s like that old saying: Be nice to everyone on the way up, because you’ll see them all on the way down… Unless you plan on killing them.

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$1
They Breathe (, , )
December 12, 2011 -

They also infuriate.

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$20
inFamous: Festival of Blood (, , )
October 27, 2011 -

Ain’t no glitter on this vampire.

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$50
Dead Island (, , , , )
October 8, 2011 -

I got a zombie army / and you can’t harm me…