Action / Adventure Reviews
A Should-Have-Been-Top-Ten game that trips over its own design, repeatedly.
You see, kids, when Fable and LittleBigPlanet love each other very much… blah blah blah Birds & Bees blah blah blah Fable Heroes.
Whether you’re to be involved in average run-of-the-mill beatdowns or epic Odyssean beatdowns is entirely up to you.
Before I trip on this ‘nip, Imma review this game about cats and the zombie apocalypse.
It’s snowboarding. With Wingsuits and Mt. Fucking Everest.
Despite the absence of actual zombies, Capcom’s first real next-gen portable Resident Evil is an absolute 11 out of 10, and one of the best entries in the series to boot.
It’s like that old saying: Be nice to everyone on the way up, because you’ll see them all on the way down… Unless you plan on killing them.
Ain’t no glitter on this vampire.